The advert warns of the potentially dehydrating effects of drinking cheep beer, severe sunburn, wild animals running amok in the city streets and South Africa's Daily Sun's favourite, the tokoloshe.
"We felt it was important to help out those who purchase this publication and fans travelling to South Africa for the 'you know what' to be adequately prepared because local sunburns hurt almost as much as being gored by a rampaging urban rhino," says Heidi Brauer, kulula's executive manager for marketing.
A local film crew was able to capture some photos of Zumo delivering his message to the people of England, which can be viewed at www.zumowarnings.co.za.